April 22, 2008 by Kingston
 While Mama Clinton was tossing back boilermakers with the bitter people, Chelsea was doing the gay pub crawl through the City of Bro Love. She was escorted by Pennsylvania's Governor, Fast Eddie Rendell, who apparently does this pander every time an election rolls around.The Governor commented "the gay community has great feelings toward the former president and Hillary and they happen to love Chelsea.” Since Bill Clinton was instrumental in implementing the few things that can be done, at the federal level, to institutionalize discrimination against gays and lesbians, the love is a little curious, except I guess it feels better than Sonny's active gay baiting, though Bill did advise John Kerry to throw the gays under the bus.  But a lot of gay girls are quite fond of Hillary: She has promised to partially undo the work of her husband, and that's good. But I wouldn't hold my breath—the bitter people don't really like that sort of thing. Chelsea has really blossomed since her gangly days in the White House. Looking hot in a worn jacket and pants, all the lesbians and bi girls at Sisters readily gave her their attention. She had no trouble answering the softball questions they lobbed. And I can see why one Philly Dyke was so excited she was able to cop a piece of the girl's quite squeezable ass. I'm sure when the crawl got to Woody's, some of the well oiled boyz were more taken with the hot guys that accompanied her, but alas they were secret service agents. However, they had all kinds of compliments about her hair, and wanted to know what Hillary and Chelsea would be wearing to the Inauguration Ball.Isn't it strange that Hillary is stronger with the bitter people, Catholics and gays, then is Obama? It is a bit of political magic reminiscent of the great Democratic coalition forged by FDR, which included Dixiecrats and communists, all under the same tent.  I know Obamaiacs don't care since they believe the days of Red State/Blue State,and strategies of making inroads into the bitter people, and picking off a couple of states that are not-so-deep-south, are over. They are certain that Obama's kitschy, yuppie, post-political movement will transform the Republic, and change traditional voting patterns from sea to shining sea. On a smaller scale, the even more enthusiastic Ron Paul supporters thought much the same thing, and that didn't work out too well. But anyway, whatever the politics, it was nice Chelsea stopped by, and some girls were able to make some mano-a-booty contact with her.More than anything, I hope she had a good time.   |
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