May 17, 2008 by Kingston

ellen marriage

a2 You have probably heard that Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting hitched, since the California Supreme Court decided this week there are enough marriage licenses to go around:



ellen marriage I am sure my invitation is in the mail. However, it will be conditional. It is conditional because some people are attempting to stay the California Supreme Court's decision to open Pandora's Box of Hell. These are the same people who know that even though Ellen is America's sweetheart, Jesus would slit her throat if he was on the scene.

ellen marriage They want it stayed until there is a vote on a measure attempting to amend the California constitution to prohibit this godless practice. But, as I mentioned yesterday, that ship has sailed.

I know there are some folks that are genuinely and sincerely concerned. But, by and large, most people are just tired of the gay baiting. And even if it doesn't sit quite right with them— this year most people have a lot bigger worries—like being able to pay their bills.

There are also some who claim not to be against same sex marriage—but think it should be up to the people. They do not seem to realize that the whole purpose of the third branch of our government is to protect minorities from the tyranny of the majority.

ellen marriage Fortunately, since the Fourteenth Amendment was specifically designed to protect the rights of slaves and their descendants—all courts, except some of the gomers in the Deep South of the day, knew it was impossible for a state to amend its constitution so that it specifically kept colored people in their place.

If not for the Constitution and the courts, who knows how long it would have taken America to grow up.

However, the Fourteenth Amendment (and the state versions of it) does not specially mention African-Americans— it gives every single person the right to be treated equally under the law. And actually that is implied in the constitution as originally drafted.

ellen marriage Whenever something of significant value is at stake, the government must have a “compelling state interest” in order to treat citizens differently. The California Supreme Court agreed with the “family values” people that marriage and family are fundamental values—and then said they could not find any compelling state interest that would justify treating same sex couples and families any different than anyone else.

ellen marriageIt has been necessary for the courts. which have ruled against same sex marriage, to get quite creative. They claim the government has a compelling state interest in promoting and licensing propagation. That is, of course, just a pretend reason—no license is required to procreate—and almost half of children are born out of wedlock. And no one has suggested that childless marriages be automatically annulled.

ellen marriage The California and Massachusetts Courts have actually been quite rational and traditional in their application of Constitutional Law. The other courts have been “activist” in using a novel legal theory to reach the result they want.

genie Anyway, the genie is out of the bottle, and though there will be much wringing of hands, it will slowly subside when the sky does not come tumbling down.

ellen marriage Eventually everyone will discover there is nothing more fun than a lesbian wedding.

In the meantime here is a sappy rom noir video scrapbook dedicated to Ellen and Portia:




“De” girls will make nice brides.

And I do hope the California ballot proposal, which would prohibit anyone named Anne Heche from getting married, is approved.

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P.S.--John McCain has been busy trying to clear up some ethical issues, and hasn't had time to weigh in on the initiative to amend the California constitution and end all this nonsense.

Obama gay pride But, I am more interested in how everyone's boy wonder, Barack Obama, is going to deal with it. Obama has painted himself into a corner on the issue, not knowing that the Justices of the California Supreme Court would jump out and say “Boo.”

What makes it interesting, is that the case really only decided if there is anything in a name. California already had a domestic registry, which conferred all of the same legal benefits upon same sex couples if they filled out the proper forms.

The Supreme Court said that , in this case, a name matters.

Obama, like Hillary Clinton, is against gay marriage and in favor of civil unions. So on this one he really should be with the Catholic League and the Forum on the Family folks, who are attempting to amend the California constitution to define marriage as a union between a man and a woman. It will not effect the statutory domestic registry.

cool obama So this will make the cool candidate sweat.

runaway bus Will he be consistent and try to win favor with some of the “bitter people” by throwing gays and lesbians under the bus—with the position that it would be fine if the masses nullified a landmark civil rights decision?

Or will he do a flip flop?

So far we have this from the campaign:

"Barack Obama has always believed that same-sex couples should enjoy equal rights under the law, and he will continue to fight for civil unions as President. He respects the decision of the California Supreme Court, and continues to believe that states should make their own decisions when it comes to the issue of marriage."

If I wasn't so wishy washy I think I'd run for public office.

But the gay press is not going to be satisfied with that answer—and this will irritate Obama.

Will he continue his long, self-imposed moratorium on talking with the gay press?

And some of you lawyers or constitutional scholars might be interested in helping me out on this one. I am wondering whether the initiative, if passed, will stick.

In 1964 the California Supreme Court found a housing scheme to be unconstitutionally racially discriminatory. The bigots got together and passed an initiative seeking to amend the Constitution to get discrimination back in the Constitution. Both the California and the US. Supreme Courts ruled that the state and federal constitutions prohibit that kind of crap.

Let me know what you think.

~Becky
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April 18, 2008 by Kingston

lesbian muslim marriage


a2 What is an upright decent gay Muslim to do when parental nagging becomes unbearable, and all your friends are beginning to suspect the unthinkable?

Trouble with Islam Today Why marry a lesbian, of course. It is not necessary that the dude take an uppity, rabble rousing, lipstick dyke like Irshad Manji.

There are some traditional, but gay, girls who would be happy to live and let live behind the cloak of a loveless marriage:



What a great sanctuary this would be for the bride. I can not imagine a more socially ostracized and lonely person than a Muslim woman who also happens to be gay. And it could only be more perfect if Wife No. 2 happened to be the girlfriend.

Muslim lesbians Although there are some outright Islamic groups, and even a Muslim lesbian rights movement, the subterfuge of the marriage veil is more practical in a society that has to deal with an awful lot of institutionalized discrimination before they will ever get around to gay folks.

Harem Bath Not that the Prophet had a lot to say about sapphic love. Like the Bible, the Quran only contains one extremely ambiguous passage about "unnatural" female behavior:

"If any of your women commit fornication, call in four witnesses from among yourselves against them; if they testify to their guilt confine them to their houses till death overtakes them or till Allah finds another way for them. "

”Islam" Nonetheless there is a great deal of enthusiastic persecution of both gays and lesbians behind the Islamic Curtain. First time lesbian deviants can usually get away with a hundred lashes

Islam However, repeat offenders are stoned or hung in Iran. Saudi Arabia lops off heads, and, except for those enlightened nations which impose a couple decades of prison, the hapless lesbian is, by whatever means, dispatched into an afterlife, which the clerics fervently hope is not inhabited by seventy-two vestal virgins.

And lets face it, being gay and Muslim is not exactly a recipe for success in the West either.

Hot Muslim Woman So it is, that across the planet, gay and lesbian Muslims have started to pursue this type of queer marriage of convenience.

The Marriage Sham Although romantics frown on sham marriages, this arrangement is not all that bad. It is certainly preferable to the situation where a woman wonders for years what happened to their sex life, and only gets the answer when the cops bust hubby doing a tap dance in an airport bathroom stall.

Muslim Girl For queer Muslims, who consider themselves devout, it seems less hypocritical than the Misyar marriage-- a casual, generally temporary, marriage of convenience used by horny men who are traveling, and wish to relieve their groinal needs in a religiously sanctioned way.

And it can not help but undermine Sharia, and soften the heart of Islam.

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