April 27, 2008 by Kingston
 Cheryl Cole, or more accurately Cheryl Tweedy since she is no longer wearing the ring of her cheating football hubby, was named Top Lesbian Icon in a recent British poll. Well, not top crush in the whole world, or even the British Isles—but tops in the category of WAG—wives and girlfriends of England's national football team—a group more venerated in the UK than even the Windsor girls. It is curious the ladies at AfterEllen did not even include Cheryl Tweedy in the Top One Hundred Hotties last year. Maybe they thought we didn't need another Posh Spice. Or maybe the Brits just have better taste. But such Yankee-centric blindness to exquisite eye candy is inexcusable. After all, any girl who has been plagued (although some might consider it a childhood dream come true) with naked lesbian stalkers should be included in any Sapphic objectification list. And now there is a legitimate basis for a shred of hope that her inner lesbianism has been brought out, as does sometimes happen with girls on an explosive rebound from a philandering lying sack of shit. Although Ashley Cole's affair was with a female hairdresser, there have been rumors that he is gay. It is always possible that the bed hopping was one of those attempts to persuade himself.Although I attempt to avoid pop psychology on the blog—thats gotta be the deal. A bloke would have to be gay to cheat on this:   For those who don't know who she is , Cheryl Tweedy Cole is the breakout star from Girls Aloud, this century's rather mediocre version of the Spice Girls. Arguably Cheryl is the least talented of a sorry lot. Then there was that tedious little feud which started when she called Lily Allen “a chick with a dick,” as well as the time sweet cheeks referred to a black toilet attendant (or "bog troll” as the British often refer to keepers of the loo) as a “jigaboo.” But illusive talent and offensive personality aside, Cheryl Cole is possibly the hottest chick in the British Isles.So I can see why the limey lesbians are quite fond of her.   |
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